OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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