I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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