He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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