We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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