don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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