if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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