Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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