Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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