when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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