Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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