He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Randomize
