I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Just puked most of my soul out..
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