i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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