He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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