if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I smell like Dick and happiness
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
