we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
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