I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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