Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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