Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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