Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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