i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
He shit in the fireplace
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