So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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