You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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