where does the pee come out of this thing
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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