Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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