Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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