can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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