And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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