sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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