He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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