I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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