The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
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I need you to use more vowels.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
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