problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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