Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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