I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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