Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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