I wish I could teleport
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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