i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
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