I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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