Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
being pregnant is like rehab
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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