would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
What a dumb baby whore.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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