Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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