OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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