is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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