Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
She bit a glass in half.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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