do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Everyone says I win the strip club
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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