Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
nutella sex= disaster
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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