Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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