Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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