so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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