I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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