He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
