Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Did we literally take a cab across the street
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Randomize
