If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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