Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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