we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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