The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Randomize
