I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
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