Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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